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Joke of the Day

"Last night I witnessed my dad having a stroke I really wish he would lock the door when he does that."

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."

"Our baby now can clap which I believe qualifies him to be a member of an infomercial audience."

"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"Yo mama's so fat.. ..that she takes a selfie in panorama"

"How do you know an african has used your computer? Out of nowhere, it has a virus."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times."

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."