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"What kind of shoes do paedophiles wear? White vans Edit: when /u/Sninfessor beats your joke"
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"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef."
"I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome. Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke..."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them."
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"
"Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself..."
"I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease. It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead."
"""Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"" -""A little early isn't it, Woody?"" -""For a beer?"" -""No, for stupid questions."""
"Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later."