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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? (nsfw, like any good joke) I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."

"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"

"I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."

"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."