112435

Joke of the Day

"Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land? Because they're constantly drilling for oil."

"An arsonist is hired to burn down a slaughterhouse... The job was well done."

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity."

"I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed."

"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"

"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros."

"When you have this song stuck in your head, is it just your mind playing tracks on you?"

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."