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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."

"This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""

"What cheese do you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone!"

"How much does the average gay man ejaculate? I don't know but I hear it's an assload."

"Why did six take seven with her to social events? Seven was her ""plus 1"""

"I got an electric shock yesterday. I couldn't resist it"

"What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny."

"They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus"