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Joke of the Day
"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."
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"What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day? Patty O'Furniture."
"I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.... I bought Bonnie Tyler's car last year on ebay.It's fucking awful, every now and then it falls apart."
"I don't know what the big deal is. Putting my toddler to bed is easy... In fact, just tonight, I did it 25 times."
"How is a good criminal defense lawyer like a dead hooker? I use them both to get off."
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box."
"I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*"
"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."
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