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Joke of the Day

"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."

"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."

"I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner."

"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."

"What do you call a Black Man flying a Plane? The Pilot you racist fuck."

"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."

"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"

"A man goes to a library and asks if they have a book on suicide The librarian says ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"