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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"

"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""

"What is a terrorists favorite snack? An Allah Ak-bar"

"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"

"[Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] ""The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."""

"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."

"How do you exorcise a demon? Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups"

"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."

"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""

"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."