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Joke of the Day
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
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"Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has to eat enough to feed a family of 4 every day. He has to! I just do it because I feel like it."
"Your life."
"Me: *slowly unzips footed jammies* Him: Heyyy...you uh...wanna fool around? Me: What? No, I just lost an M&M in my onesie"
"What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes? Sneakers!!"
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"The person who proofread all of Hitler's speeches Was a Grammar Nazi ( )"
"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."
"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."
"Just bought a copy of a talking holy book An Audibible."