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Joke of the Day

"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"

"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"

"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."

"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"Seal loses electron Did you hear about the seal that lost an electron? It's now a seal ion."

"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."

"The thought of Aortic Dissection just tears me up inside."

"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror"