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Joke of the Day

"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""

"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."

"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."

"What do you call an Asian lobster? A crustasian"

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"My son just told me he's changing his clock to military time so he can stay up later. He is not a smart boy."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie that was drowning? Because he was too far out, man"

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."

"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."