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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !"
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"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"
"Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it! Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here"
"What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food? Delivery."
"Saying you like one political party over another, is like saying one filthy whore is prettier than the other filthy whore."
"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"
"What did one guy say to the other? ""You're a pain in the ass"""
"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"