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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are sitting in a a tank. One says to the other, ""You get the guns. I'll drive."""

"What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed? Blunt trauma."

"Why is gay marriage still a thing? Because people are fucking assholes"

"Why did Jesus walk on water? Because niggas can't swim"

"What did George Washington say to his men on March 3rd Tomorrow we march forth"

"LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT = Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco."

"What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty."

"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."

"Anton Chekhov brought his gun to work He was fired."

"""Where was you at?"" I was probably not skipping English class."