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Joke of the Day

"[Scientist describing evolution of the zebra] ""We believe they were crime horses that stayed in jail for like a really, really long time."""

"What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits? A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to u/TheBigDsOpinion"

"What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? A Moleionaire"

"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."

"In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man."

"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."

"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."

"I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me. At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse."

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black!"