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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on DRAGON BALL Z KAI!"

"R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now."

"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."

"I just used 'medieval' and 'archaic' in a text message. I know people, I don't get how I'm not still a virgin either."

"If I had a nickel for every time my pants have fallen down from carrying around too many nickles."

"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."

"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"

"A guy walks into his room with a duck under his arm... and says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""That's not a pig, it's a duck."" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"Are you serious? It's hard to tell because of all the botox."

"Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride"