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Joke of the Day
"People always tell me to act my age so I bought expensive cheese."
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"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"
"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"
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"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."
"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."
"I love dead baby jokes ..they never grow old."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre So he gives her one."
"I have 7,777 followers. Shouldn't coins be coming out of my computer or something? #gyp"
"When people say ""life is short"". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?"