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Joke of the Day
"Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days."
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"That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."
"My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night.. But they don't say anything like that to me at work."
"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"
"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."
"Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason."
"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"How to measure the perfect amount of pasta Step 1: Measure out the perfect amount of pasta. Step 2: Wrong."
"Hard to watch The Flintstones these days... What with their drive-in movie theatres and caveman bowling alleys, it just feels so dated..."
"What kind of porn do blind people watch? (NSFW) Ebony"