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Joke of the Day
"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"
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"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."
"""Mom?"" ""Yes?"" ""Are we having seafood for dinner?"" ""No, why?"" ""I heard Dad on the phone."" ""And?"" ""He said that he picked up a case of crabs."""
"why did russia execute its jeopardy winner? he knew too much"
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? [Jimmy Carr Jokes](http://thatswhatwedo.iobad.com/post/859629085/jimmy-carr-jokes)"
"Q: What's an educated hole in the wall? A: A wisecrack."
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"
"Pizza is like sex... If three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want"
"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."