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Joke of the Day

"How can a middle aged unemployed rat with 4 teenage turtles afford so much pizza?"

"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."

"I don't really like ""your mum"" jokes because they're a lot like your mum. They're really easy to do."

"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"

"Needles What are dull needles good for? Nothing, they're pointless."

"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."

"""I'm a very private person"" - people who are on back to back reality shows"

"I have two kids, five and seven Silly names I know."

"What is the Sun's favorite candy? Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... With my dick in it."