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Joke of the Day
"This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh."
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"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."
"Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie? The Cinemon."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"What's the capital of Greece? Athens"
"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."
"(OC) one I thought up this morning What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting? ""Lettuce prey"""
"What do you throw a drowning guitarist? His amp."
"Why are men so smart while having sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."