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Joke of the Day
"This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh."
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"Is the Sea salty because the land doesn't wave back? Someone else thought it was a funny thought of mine on showethoughts"
"Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim? Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!"
"More like March Sadness."
"Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means"
"How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an Axe"
"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"
"What can you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog? Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway."
"What is the ultimate pleasure? To rub peanut butter on your dick and then run through a kindergarten."
"when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie"