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Joke of the Day

"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""

"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He's never going to give you Up."

"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."

"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."

"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""

"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"

"Joke about North Korea! [deleted]"

"I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird."