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Joke of the Day

"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"

"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"

"If you can't pee, Urine trouble."

"Why did the French milkman have to hurry? He was running lait"

"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."

"What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar? I bet it's really nice to be Enya."

"I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge."

"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"

"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."

"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"