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Joke of the Day

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches... Courtesy of the late Redd Foxx."

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ~ Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not Sally"

"Why did the porn-star get hit by a bus? She never saw it coming!!!"

"90% of Men in Chicago have had shower sex The other 10% have never been to prison."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was ostracised when he was young. After taking steroids, however, he was Austria sized."

"The teacher asked Tom to make a sentence using ""frequent"". Tom: foxes frequent the nearby forest. The teacher asked: did you copy this from a dictionary? Tom: no. In the dictionary, it is wolves."

"High-Speed Rail in the US."

"My phone auto-fills FUCKLULZ. Do I get my own bot now?"