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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between fish and meat? If you beat your fish, it will die."
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"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my lap."
"Old Texas cowboy in a pharmacy Cowboy: ""Give me three packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah. She ain't that ugly."
"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"
"If you open this, you will lose. THE GAME Sorry. EDIT For the newbies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"
"What is it called when the Queen farts? a noble gas!"
"Just saw my wife's tampon string hanging out while she slept. Not sure, but I bet if I lit her fuse she'd explode bigger than any firework."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"