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Joke of the Day
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
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"I used to tell this great joke about homeopathy. But I've told it so many times the humour has been diluted."
"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"
"A bad analogy is like a cucumber"
"Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job? [flashback to everyone chanting ""SHIT PANTS""] Me: It was just time for a change."
"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."
"I texted someone ""hell yeah,"" but autocorrect changed it to ""hell year"" because even our phones know."
"What did the rat say to the cat? Nothing, cats don't talk you fucking idiot."
"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."
"What does the pussy of an 80 year old woman taste like? Depends...."