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Joke of the Day
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
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"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."
"Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies."
"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"
"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"
"What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"". The other says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!""."
"I think the only girl I know that hasn't said ""you're like a brother to me"" is my sister."
"""God is dead"" - Nietzsche ""Nietzsche is dead"" - God ""I'd like to add you to my professional network"" - LinkedIn"
"[planning heist] Me: We'll need the element of surprise. Neil deGrasse Tyson: [appears] Actually, such an element does not exist. Hi, I'm Ne"
"What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat."