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Joke of the Day

"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."

"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."

"What is the most environmentally friendly game company? The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years."

"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"

"I've become quite independent since my wife left... I just put my second load of washing through the microwave."

"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."

"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"

"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk."