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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant."

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"They're having a Jamaican hair-do day tomorrow at work. I'm dreading it."
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