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Joke of the Day
"I'm inappropriate on Facebook because I have to be appropriate and follow the rules in real life."
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"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"
"Q: Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Wood."
"I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know thats why im doing it to her!"
"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"
"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."
"""What a nice doggie."" ""I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred."" ""YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"""