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Joke of the Day
"It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist."
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"Women only call me ugly until they see how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all"
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"Where's the loneliest place on earth at? Hillary Clinton's vagina."
"What is your favorite Brian Williams joke? I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams"
"A gentleman is ... a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"
"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"
"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"
"I find it odd that my son's teacher would like to see him skip grade one without knowing how horribly he screwed up when doing our taxes."
"[Cruise ship] ""HELP! THIS MAN HAD A HEART ATTACK"" - I think I can help *frantically covers him in all the life vests* cmon do your stuff"