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Joke of the Day

"Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too."

"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"

"HumansTM they start off corded but convert to wireless easily"

"Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokemon World Championship? The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all."

"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."

"Freak parents out on Facebook by posting, ""Just read a health article about how a camera flash causes diabetes in kids under the age of 10."""

"I figured I'd just think of a punch line and then try to make a joke out of it. What did the comedian say when asked how he came up with his last joke?"

"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."

"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"

"Fucked this girl for an hour and 30 seconds last night Thanks daylight savings!"