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Joke of the Day
"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."
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"*breaks out of prison *hunted by police for weeks *crawls thru 22 miles of mud to your house* Me: <taps on your window> DID YOU GET MY TEXT?"
"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"
"Surprisingly, Mike Rowe from the show Dirty Jobs has trouble with women. They all say he has a Mike Rowe penis."
"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."
"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"
"I had an eight course Irish dinner tonight. A six pack of beer, a potato, and a glass of whiskey to finish it off."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender."
"the thing about the weather getting colder is that it makes you think you want to date someone when what you want is heavy socks"
"Did this dude really just say, ""Why don't you make like a tree and leaf"" to me? Fuck you. Why don't you make like a toilet and eat shit?"