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Joke of the Day
"""I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!"" - revolutionary shorts designer."
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"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes"
"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"
"Where does the Internet football team play? Webley."
"The first rule of tautology club ... is the first rule of tautology club"
"Please ignore this status..... I am standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting."
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"
"Q. Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis? A. At a secondhand store."