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Joke of the Day

"In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags."

"What words men never want to hear during sex? Hi honey, I'm home."

"What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity? They both shake it off."

"When is a door not a door? When it's AJAR!"

"""Hey Juan, let me tell you a funny joke yeah?"" ""Joke!"""

"New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan..."

"What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps? One are Walkers and the others just Lays around."

"I'm really good at acting like I'm sorry the elevator door is closing and you missed it."

"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."

"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."