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Joke of the Day

"If they make a new Contra game with the original one as a minigame inside it... Will it be a contraception?"

"What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind"

"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"

"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."

"You know who's the greatest person ever? *the first word of this joke*"

"an irishman walks out of a bar Hey! it could happen"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile!"

"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"

"If your watch is broken why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time."