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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they flew over the bay then they would be bagels"
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"So what if Putin fudged election So ve it"
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"There is only 2 things you need to know to succeed in life 1. Never help anyone succeed. 2."
"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"
"*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird"
"Fake Agent Videos is like punching someone in the face and telling them ""That wasn't a real punch, and this isn't a real fight"" That's it, that was the joke."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. First they beat the room for being black, then they arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."