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Joke of the Day
"Sinbad isn't just a comedian's name - it's also an extremely short summary of The Bible"
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"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."
"Before taking viagra, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Riiight."
"Why did the nose run? It did snot want to be late"
"What did Mozart tell the terminator I'll be Bach"
"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."
"California legalized marijuana I guess they had a high voter turnout."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!"
"What does a crook see with? Burglarize"
"What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool? CANNIBAL!!!"