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Joke of the Day

"If a psychic goes to the bathroom in the forest, does he make a sound? No, because the ""p"" is silent."

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"My wife and I couldn't have a baby so we decided to go to an adoption agency. I was so excited while I was in there. It made me happy to think that I could finally take off the baby on board sticker."
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"I hate people who love anal sex They're all fucking assholes"
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"Why is Pharrell Williams happy? Because he ""got lucky""."