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Joke of the Day

"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming"

"I consider myself to be a bodybuilder Granted nobody else does but I do"

"I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone."

"If you could only eat one thing from the McDonald's menu for the rest of your life... How would you off yourself?"

"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""

"If you elect me president, the national unemployment figures are guaranteed to drop by at least one."

"I'm not seeing ""cat herder"" on any of these job websites."

"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"

"What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right."