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Joke of the Day
"The reason Patrick is always clueless Is because he lives under a rock."
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"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."
"What do planets read? Comet books."
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"I lost 150 pounds, here's my story. Some knobhead stole my wallet."
"I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets."
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"A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar... And the bartender asks, ""What'll ya have, Mr. President?"""
"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."