202993
Joke of the Day
"My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls."
Next Joke
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"
"How do two gays propose? They both get on all fours and present the ring!"
"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton? A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns."
"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."
"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""
"Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of its legs is both the same."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."
"If I were Cinderella, I wouldn't have settled for a guy who couldn't even remember what my face looked like."