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Joke of the Day
"What's ET's first name? Spag."
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"Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone."
"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""
"What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle? I'm in the middle of *no Wear*"
"Scooters are like ... fat girls. They're fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."
"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"
"Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA *got BA Jobs: you need 5yrs experience *5years later Jobs: You need a MA *Got MA Jobs: we need some1 young"
"Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich."