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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

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"GEORGE WASHINGTON: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money THOMAS JEFFERSON: Great idea. Did you get that? YODA (taking notes): Yep"
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"
"How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb & J sandwich"
"What does Yao Ming stand for? When he sits down it takes too long to get back up."
"Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect."
"I love subtraction sums so much... ...I won't let anyone take it away from me."
"Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots."
"League of Legends Solo Queue"
"What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom? A handicrapped zone."
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