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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."

"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."

"The mantra to a successful relationship find someone who likes the same thermostat setting as you do."

"Can't wait for the first bad thing to happen in 2017 so I can post ""what is this, 2016?"" Ha! Today an on duty seeing eye dog growled at me."

"Think about the nicest thing anyone's ever said about you. Not really true, right?"

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi doo"

"I Have The Body of a 25 Year Old Supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer."

"The Tea Party sounds quite nice until you discover their tea tastes of homophobia and their fondant fancies are made of guns and rage."

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children? The satchel charge."