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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"

"A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. He was an apeist!"

"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""

"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."

"My girlfriend thought this up today. I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear."

"What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box? I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box."

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHQzwNMo_Q klk utede dicen"

"When I get real bored I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."