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Joke of the Day

"I [19/M] am in a D/s relationship, and mistook some pushover chick from my uni for my GF [18/F]! Whoops, wrong sub."

"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"

"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"

"MOM: always open the door for a lady [later on date] ME: Let me get that for you [reaching under stall door for lock] please stop screaming"

"My wife's story about her day had 18 sub plots, two false finishes, buried the lead and introduced a new character in the third act."

"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."