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Joke of the Day

"Who does a hypocrite really hate? A hypocrite!"

"I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says ""Buy Nerf guns and candy"", but the adult in me says ""Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy"""

"No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up."

"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"

"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."

"Me: And what do you do if I tell you I'm having a heart attack? Siri: I clear your browser history. Me: That's right darling."

"I like to shave my pubes... It helps reduce the wind resistance and makes me able to run faster. You haven't seen me on the news yet because I'm too fast."

"A man is going through customs entering Australia The man behind the desk asks him ""do you have a criminal record?"" The man replies ""No, I didn't know that was still a requirement"""

"Best Joke in League Of League? NA teams"