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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"

"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."

"What do you call it when you get a blowjob from a woman with Zika? A little head"

"Why do sharks like salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"

"HI, I'M STEVE'S CAPS LOCK KEY, AND I'D LIKE TO MEET OTHER CAPS LOCKS KEYS. I'M INTERESTED IN BOATING AND HIKING."

"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"

"What is the most searched word on Bing? Google."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment."

"The worst is when you're on a cruise ship that turns into an Autobot to fight a sea monster and you had a decent game of shuffleboard going"