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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face and he says it's so when I'm eating prairie grasses I can see predators"

"Confucius say Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation."

"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."

"Nobody should regret anything that made them smile."

"There was a French chef... ...And one day he was extremely angry and said he is going to quit. Another man asked him ""why?"" Then the chef said ""All the food is out of date and I've just had un oeuf"""

"My crushes are like the sun They're hot and if I stare for too long, I get hurt."

"What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today? What Am I Wearing Today"

"Text: How come you stopped drinking? Me: Because I kept waking up with you. Her: I hate you."

"DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON ""Can we put Nutella on our salmon and call it salmonella?"" This has been DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON"

"What do you call the chicken between the chicken thigh and the chicken wing? The chicken butt"