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Joke of the Day
"There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house."
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"As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that."
"Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts."
"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."
"If God had meant for today to be perfect, he wouldn't have invented tomorrow."
"Old people love My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that."
"So I'm trying to get my husband to go to Paris with me but so far my best argument has been, ""I will kill you in your sleep."""
"*gets into trouble* Trouble: Wrong hole."
"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"
"Why can't Two-Face kill Batman? Because he's two Dents."