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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"

"""Blackhat"" opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann"

"Why did Dr Facilier cross the road? He had friends on the other side."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller vote? She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote."

"One day I ask my father for $5 He said $4!!!! But why you need $3 for? $2 should be enough. You know what here's $1 and bring me back half."

"OP is in labour. Still can't deliver."

"The year is 2072. Numbers have lost all meaning. It could be 3247 for all they know. ""It's 5486,"" says one guy, but it could've been 8 guys."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving... It scares the hell out of their dogs."

"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."

"Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?"