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Joke of the Day

"Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?"

"party idea: ""DUI or IUD?"" u can only invite people who have one or both and u CAN'T divulge which"

"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."

"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"

"Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose"

"Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game."

"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."

"How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave at him"

"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"