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Joke of the Day

"Why don't blind people go skydiving... It scares the hell out of their dogs."

"What's ten inches long and white? Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once ;D"

"If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your ass."

"So we're basically living the plot of ""Contagion,"" but instead of dying girls keep getting bangs."

"I may not know much about a lot of things, but this fact I'm sure of: A smoke detector battery will never go dead during the day."

"PC problem Political correctness has become so oppressive. I can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, I have to say ""Jamal would you please paint that fence?"""

"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"

"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"

"It's important for me to teach my kids to be independent & self-reliant, cause I won't be around forever, especially if I win the lottery."

"Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone."